Will Scooter Riders be Next?
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Will Scooter Riders be Next?
Teacher Arrested at JFK - -
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'"
When asked to comment on the arrest, Senator Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." Democratic leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Senator.
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'"
When asked to comment on the arrest, Senator Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." Democratic leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Senator.
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funny story... but can you provide a link to a trusted site that has this story?
i personally think its just something someone typed up and emailed to there friends, and since Homeland security is so overboard people tend to believe it.
I'm kinda anti governmental my self, but even i think that homeland security wouldn't try something that dumb.
but the bigger question is what does this have to do with scooters?
i personally think its just something someone typed up and emailed to there friends, and since Homeland security is so overboard people tend to believe it.
I'm kinda anti governmental my self, but even i think that homeland security wouldn't try something that dumb.
but the bigger question is what does this have to do with scooters?
"Its not what you ride, its that you ride"
1996--------Honda Elite S-
1991--------Tomos Targa-
And a Bunch of other bikes.
1996--------Honda Elite S-
1991--------Tomos Targa-
And a Bunch of other bikes.
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haha dac you noobDac wrote:funny story... but can you provide a link to a trusted site that has this story?
i personally think its just something someone typed up and emailed to there friends, and since Homeland security is so overboard people tend to believe it.
I'm kinda anti governmental my self, but even i think that homeland security wouldn't try something that dumb.
but the bigger question is what does this have to do with scooters?
it's a joke
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are you serious?Dac wrote:funny story... but can you provide a link to a trusted site that has this story?
i personally think its just something someone typed up and emailed to there friends, and since Homeland security is so overboard people tend to believe it.
I'm kinda anti governmental my self, but even i think that homeland security wouldn't try something that dumb.
but the bigger question is what does this have to do with scooters?
Some people don't recognize humor without a cite telling them it is humor. Maybe I better use the LOL emoticon from now on.PimpinSpree wrote:are you serious?Dac wrote:funny story... but can you provide a link to a trusted site that has this story?
i personally think its just something someone typed up and emailed to there friends, and since Homeland security is so overboard people tend to believe it.
I'm kinda anti governmental my self, but even i think that homeland security wouldn't try something that dumb.
but the bigger question is what does this have to do with scooters?
Bear 45/70
'83 Aero 80 X 3
'84 Aero 80 X 3
'85 Aero 80
'84 Aero 125 X 2
'84 Aero 125
'84 Aero 125 X 2
'85 Aero 50
'85 Spree
'83 Aero 80 X 3
'84 Aero 80 X 3
'85 Aero 80
'84 Aero 125 X 2
'84 Aero 125
'84 Aero 125 X 2
'85 Aero 50
'85 Spree
NO BODY IS QUESTIONING KENNY?!?!?!?
i was over at a friends house, half * paying attention, i see kennys post and without even thinking twice assume that it was a fake real thing. Hence my post.
i was over at a friends house, half * paying attention, i see kennys post and without even thinking twice assume that it was a fake real thing. Hence my post.
"Its not what you ride, its that you ride"
1996--------Honda Elite S-
1991--------Tomos Targa-
And a Bunch of other bikes.
1996--------Honda Elite S-
1991--------Tomos Targa-
And a Bunch of other bikes.
What would be the point in questioning Kenny? Would we actually get a straight answer?Dac wrote:NO BODY IS QUESTIONING KENNY?!?!?!?
i was over at a friends house, half * paying attention, i see kennys post and without even thinking twice assume that it was a fake real thing. Hence my post.
Bear 45/70
'83 Aero 80 X 3
'84 Aero 80 X 3
'85 Aero 80
'84 Aero 125 X 2
'84 Aero 125
'84 Aero 125 X 2
'85 Aero 50
'85 Spree
'83 Aero 80 X 3
'84 Aero 80 X 3
'85 Aero 80
'84 Aero 125 X 2
'84 Aero 125
'84 Aero 125 X 2
'85 Aero 50
'85 Spree
FAKE QUOTES = JUST MAKING A JOKE
this is what would happen if you question kenny.Kenny_McCormic wrote:Do a plug chopSomeOtherGuy wrote:you know it was a joke right?Kenny_McCormic wrote:Lol, I think that sums up how ridiculous homeland security is getting.
"Its not what you ride, its that you ride"
1996--------Honda Elite S-
1991--------Tomos Targa-
And a Bunch of other bikes.
1996--------Honda Elite S-
1991--------Tomos Targa-
And a Bunch of other bikes.