'No Regression'

CaptDan · Post by **CaptDan** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:39 pm

Check out the text (and the silver Spree) in this eBuy ad:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/grate-ho ... enameZWDVW

LOL!

CaptDan

ALOW1 · Post by **ALOW1** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:52 pm

CaptDan wrote:Check out the text (and the silver Spree) in this eBuy ad:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/grate-ho ... enameZWDVW

LOL!

CaptDan

I saw that too. I don't expect everyone to type perfect as I do not do it myself, but come on. They're trying to sell something, you would think people would try harder to write a decent description.

Bear45-70 · Post by **Bear45-70** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:15 pm

This guy need to go to school three years just to become a moron.

How the * does he hold a real job? Maybe he's a "Would you like fries with that?" guy.

Dac · Post by **Dac** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:42 pm

* is "grate" ???
is that like "Great" ?

CaptDan · Post by **CaptDan** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:58 pm

Bear45-70 wrote:This guy need to go to school three years just to become a moron.

That's one of the best disses I've read recently. Can I use it if I give permission to its author?

BTW, wha't a 'power well?' Is that some type of behavior modification device ya throw the li'll brat into when he misbehaves?

CaptDan

Bear45-70 · Post by **Bear45-70** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:13 pm

CaptDan wrote:
Bear45-70 wrote:This guy need to go to school three years just to become a moron.
That's one of the best disses I've read recently. Can I use it if I give permission to its author?

BTW, wha't a 'power well?' Is that some type of behavior modification device ya throw the li'll brat into when he misbehaves?

CaptDan

You can use it all you want, no credit required.

I have no clue what a "power well" is and don't really care. His end of the gene pool is just to shallow for me.

ALOW1 · Post by **ALOW1** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:17 pm

Bear45-70 wrote:
CaptDan wrote:
Bear45-70 wrote:This guy need to go to school three years just to become a moron.
That's one of the best disses I've read recently. Can I use it if I give permission to its author?

BTW, wha't a 'power well?' Is that some type of behavior modification device ya throw the li'll brat into when he misbehaves?

CaptDan

I have no clue what a "power well" is and don't really care.

He wants to buy his kid a Power Wheels.

CaptDan · Post by **CaptDan** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:20 pm

Dac wrote:* is "grate" ???
is that like "Great" ?

Yup. Believe it or not, I've seen that morphism in other do-it-yourself adverts, both on eBuy and Crag's Lust.

In all fairness, the guy's probably from someplace other than the east coast - maybe the middle coast of da Nam, which by the way, is an excellent place to order a multi-weld Vespa bodgefest, complete with coffee can lid engine shims, two color candy apple enamel, and two penny nails for axle fasteners.

To wit:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/VINTAGE- ... 06.c0.m245

CaptDan

CaptDan · Post by **CaptDan** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:26 pm

Bear45-70 wrote:
CaptDan wrote:
Bear45-70 wrote:
His end of the gene pool is just to shallow for me.

ROTFLMAO!

CaptDan

Dac · Post by **Dac** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:49 pm

hi i got a honda spree scooter it runs grate everything works on it the scooter go 75 mil on 20 oz of gas you can drive it on the street with no regression i can get a title for it but i will need to be transferred from CT to PA or any were you want it to be there will be a cost for that i do not know how much i it will not be mor.....

so hows that sex with your cousin?

MotorMaker · Post by **MotorMaker** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:02 pm

The Question and answer is priceless.

Question & Answer Answered

Q: Couple questions, 1. it is silver is it a factory color or was it painted? 2. does everything work, kick starter,electric start? 3. does it start up and run good? I'm very interested as your only 1.5 hrs from me in NJ But if I bid and win can I pick it up next sat? 10/18. I'm going away this weekend. I have a 50CC SUNL 2006 with a little over 300 miles on it it has a couple minor scratches but runs great, black would you be interested in a trade I have it for sale for $700.00 Oct-06-08

A: it has been painted it was red electric start it run good all of the stuff works good i may trade send me a pic asap i got a cash offer my email add is mevstreetdreams@aol.com my # is 570 233 8423 i am mike

Q: What year and model is it ? SA50,SB50 ? Thnx, Al F. Oct-06-08

A: it is a 50 cc and it is a 84

Q: Are you still looking for 400? Oct-05-08

A: yes or trade or i may do cash and trade give me your best offer and we can go from there

Q: i will give you the $400. you want in cash if you can deliver it to me. i'm in east aurora ny zip 14052 Oct-05-08

A: i can do that but it is going to cost you more then $400 mapquest tell me it will be East Aurora, NY 14052 Estimated Time: 5 hours 26 minutes Estimated Distance: 222.22 miles i will try to help you you can give me $375 for the scooter and i will need $250 for deliver so that would be $625 and it is worth that you can not get one like this to you for that let me know if you want it you can put a trade with it and i may drop the amount

Q: where is this ct or pa? Oct-04-08

A: i live in drums pa the scooter is in pa i never need the the papers for it so i did not get them so that is in ct and i can get it

Q: I'll offer you $200 and can pay cash immediately. Let me know I can pick up Monday. Jeff Oct-03-08

A: no thanks if i do not get $400 or a good trade i will keep it it can go on the street and i can drive 75 mil on 20 oz of gas so if you cant do better then that i will keep it thanks

Ok, who is going to call to see if he talks like he types?

adark248 · Post by **adark248** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:43 pm

CaptDan wrote: eBuy

Bear45-70 wrote:This guy need to go to school. His end of the gene pool is just to shallow for me.

Casting the first stones, are we?

We all make mistakes.

But in all seriousness, that's a pretty bad write up. I've seen that all over. My favorite is always the guy who puts up the blurriest photos you've ever seen for his item.

Kenny_McCormic · Post by **Kenny_McCormic** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:11 pm

Dac wrote:
hi i got a honda spree scooter it runs grate everything works on it the scooter go 75 mil on 20 oz of gas you can drive it on the street with no regression i can get a title for it but i will need to be transferred from CT to PA or any were you want it to be there will be a cost for that i do not know how much i it will not be mor.....
so hows that sex with your cousin?

LOL, note the trailer park in background.

Bear45-70 · Post by **Bear45-70** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:39 pm

adark248 wrote:
CaptDan wrote: eBuy

Bear45-70 wrote:This guy need to go to school. His end of the gene pool is just to shallow for me.
Casting the first stones, are we? We all make mistakes.

But in all seriousness, that's a pretty bad write up. I've seen that all over. My favorite is always the guy who puts up the blurriest photos you've ever seen for his item.

There are mistakes and then there are indicators that someone's school attendance was limited or the gene pool was very shallow in their background or both. I get the feeling it's both in this case.

ALOW1 · Post by **ALOW1** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:09 am

MotorMaker wrote:

Ok, who is going to call to see if he talks like he types?

I won't call but I will ask a question....

"I speak and read English as my first language, I also speak and read 7 other languages. But no matter how hard I try, I can't understand what your description is trying to say. What language is this in?"

That's what I wrote, now who's next?

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