Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
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- bradthreee
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Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
I DO miss him! Where the * did he go? Great sense of humor, helpful, etc....
Did I miss something? (other than him?)
Did I miss something? (other than him?)
Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
Me three.bradthreee wrote:I really hope that Guy is OK
Wheelman knows more about scoots 'n motors than I'll grasp in two lifetimes.
And he's also a role model of lofty humor - having a keen ear for the running gag and ironic story.
I REALLY hope he comes back here. I mean - who's gonna write my material if he doesn't?
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Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
worry not, he will be back in 6 daysbradthreee wrote:I really hope that Guy is OK
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I'm sure he is fine but I really thought it would be nice if when he came back he could see that we really care about him and noticed that he was gone.
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Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
so whats the scoop, why is he not posting?
the forums are feeling kinda bland without his witty writings
the forums are feeling kinda bland without his witty writings
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Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
agreedburnt_toast wrote:so whats the scoop, why is he not posting?
the forums are feeling kinda bland without his witty writings
I hope he does not mind me posting, but here is an excerpt from a message from him:
"...when I return from a trip on the 23rd...."
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Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
Lies! He is not returning from a trip the 23rd. He was supposed to return, but he shall not. You see, via PMs on this site I was able to lure him to my dwelling under the false pretense that my Spree (and I quote) "went nearly 90 miles per hour with a new piston and some blue LED neons" Upon hearing such lofty claims, he questioned my expertise on the subject of Spree tuning (absurd, I know). I challenged him to drive to Ohio to see for himself. When he arrived, I locked him in my garage with my two scoots and told him he's not coming out until I see some results.
Too bad I forgot my toolbox at my parents' house, so he's won't get a chance to start building until next Tuesday. If anyone wants some expert advice or help, I'll let you talk to him through the little cat door I installed to feed him sandwiches. $20 cover charge and you can talk to him for 10 minutes. Plus every Friday ladies get in free and we've got $2 PBRs.
Too bad I forgot my toolbox at my parents' house, so he's won't get a chance to start building until next Tuesday. If anyone wants some expert advice or help, I'll let you talk to him through the little cat door I installed to feed him sandwiches. $20 cover charge and you can talk to him for 10 minutes. Plus every Friday ladies get in free and we've got $2 PBRs.
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I know that you are lying! Do you know how I know? I don't think so! The truth is Wheelman can fix your scoots without any tools. You forget that Wheelman-111 has the strength of 111 ordinary wheelmen. All he would need is stones, twigs, and gasoline to fix your scooters. He would blow out your problematic carb with his mouth clearing all passageways! Maybe even light up one of his farts to decarbonize your exhaust. * on your motor to clean it completely of grease and grime! One thing that I know for a fact is that he wouldn't be able to paint your scooter if his life depended on itadark248 wrote: When he arrived, I locked him in my garage with my two scoots and told him he's not coming out until I see some results.
Too bad I forgot my toolbox at my parents' house, so he's won't get a chance to start building until next Tuesday.
Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
You're all wrong. Extra Terrestrials have him on board their ship, demanding he make repairs so they can depart this Galaxy. Anybody who has the McGiver skills Brad attributes to him has got to be valuable to the Galaxy trotters. I just hope they release him in time to fix adark's scoots before the 23rd.
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I'm still laughing my * off at the last 2 posts. Good work detectives.
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Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
Yep, abducted by aliens, or 'Flash II' got broke in and exceeded the speed of light. This is the longest commute Wheelman has had. Well, then there's the clone scandal theory. Wheelman-110 and down were incremental upgrades to perfect the sticks and stones approach to fixing things. . When he gets back lets see if we can detect if its a Wheelman-112.
Aside from humor, skills and projects, what I found handy about Wheelman-111 is that I no longer needed to look up the firing order for the scooter. Just think of the guy, and bam! Oh yeah that's it
Aside from humor, skills and projects, what I found handy about Wheelman-111 is that I no longer needed to look up the firing order for the scooter. Just think of the guy, and bam! Oh yeah that's it
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Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
Missing! Have you seen me?
Location last seen: Deepindaharta, Texas riding a modified Aero going 60+ MPH
Last seen with this guy:
If you have any information on the where abouts of our friend please contact Hondaspree.net.
Reward! $111
Location last seen: Deepindaharta, Texas riding a modified Aero going 60+ MPH
Last seen with this guy:
If you have any information on the where abouts of our friend please contact Hondaspree.net.
Reward! $111
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Re: Does anyone else miss Wheelman-111?
* my aero does 103mph, it takes 2 sets of balls to ride this beast
some people dream of speed, i own your dreams!