Only if I rent a Cessna and throw it out the side...
It started small - just jackhammer the amber resin (AKA The BEAST
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There is a Vast Scooter Conspiracy (VSC) out there. They control the minds of Scooterphiles from a secret location somewhere on Oahu. They feed the habits of helpless Scaddicts like myself, who aspire to Speed. Well, OK aspire to go somewhat faster...
The first tast is (almost) free. 'C'mon, it's just a $40 Keli variator, what harm can it do? Pretty soon it's " Maybe I can interest you in a Contesta bore kit...".
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Next thing I know I'm sourcing carbon laminate and carving reed valves,
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porting intake manifolds, installing temperature gauges, scrounging Google with obscure part numbers of no-longer-in-production exhaust systems (the LeoVinci 4447) and figuring out how to clear the fat(ter)Metropolitan tire,
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and generally squandering all my free time and limited mental energies trying to improve what Honda-san has wrought.
Including purchase price, licensing and all told, the VSC has "forced" me to spend about $1,600 on a bike that'd sell for (if I'm lucky...) $500. No matter. I've had about $1,100 worth of fun.
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