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Greetings:

Just a poll on if we should name "Chit-Chat" to this new, more accurate moniker?

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HUH?????????
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Videonut wrote:HUH?????????
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interesting proposal, but I think the question is how far away from being pc we want to be and how the forum will appear to others ie. non-scooterists (playing into bad stereotypes of ourselves) :? :|
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eliteguy50 wrote:interesting proposal, but I think the question is how far away from being pc we want to be and how the forum will appear to others ie. non-scooterists (playing into bad stereotypes of ourselves) :? :|
"PC is a doctrine fostered by a delusional illogical minority and promoted by a mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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Bear45-70 wrote:
eliteguy50 wrote:interesting proposal, but I think the question is how far away from being pc we want to be and how the forum will appear to others ie. non-scooterists (playing into bad stereotypes of ourselves) :? :|
"PC is a doctrine fostered by a delusional illogical minority and promoted by a mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Who are you quoting?
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I like it
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mr pibbs wrote:
Bear45-70 wrote:
eliteguy50 wrote:interesting proposal, but I think the question is how far away from being pc we want to be and how the forum will appear to others ie. non-scooterists (playing into bad stereotypes of ourselves) :? :|
"PC is a doctrine fostered by a delusional illogical minority and promoted by a mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Who are you quoting?
On my little memory sheet I have no source for this quote. If there was one where I copied it from, I would have included it.
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i get the concept but what is PC ?
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Greetings:

PC = Political Correctness. Going along with Mainstream views about current issues like Carbon Footprints and Global Warming. Sometimes used to describe scrupulous avoidance of derogatory terms or generalizations regarding gender differences, ethnic characteristics, or political affiliations.
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,


Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


And furthermore


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

' BREASTED AMERICAN.'


2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE...'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'


4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS..'


4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL *' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'REAR CLEAVAGE...'
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Wheelman-111 wrote:Greetings:

PC = Political Correctness. Going along with Mainstream views about current issues like Carbon Footprints and Global Warming. Sometimes used to describe scrupulous avoidance of derogatory terms or generalizations regarding gender differences, ethnic characteristics, or political affiliations.
Another big area is handicapped persons, both physical and mental disabilities
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eliteguy50 wrote:
Wheelman-111 wrote:Greetings:

PC = Political Correctness. Going along with Mainstream views about current issues like Carbon Footprints and Global Warming. Sometimes used to describe scrupulous avoidance of derogatory terms or generalizations regarding gender differences, ethnic characteristics, or political affiliations.
Another big area is handicapped persons, both physical and mental disabilities
Careful there slick, you will be offending us gimps. Oops, is that not PC? :roll:
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To all those who want to be African-Ameriecans, Mexican-Americans or what ever-Americans. Teddy Roosevelt said it best when he said;

ÔÇ£In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here
in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be
treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to
discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin
But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an
American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance
here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an
American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have
room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we
have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American
people.ÔÇØ Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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nah lets keep it civil, sounds good as is
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